module.exports = substack var npm = require('./npm.js') var output = require('./utils/output.js') var isms = [ '\u001b[32mbeep \u001b[35mboop\u001b[m', 'Replace your configs with services', 'SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!', 'MODULE ALL THE THINGS!', '\\o/', 'but first, burritos', 'full time mad scientist here', 'c/,,\\' ] function substack (args, cb) { var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length) output(isms[i]) var c = args.shift() if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb) else cb() }